m3xdud3's Xanga

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 02:24:08 GMT

well im moving....

new address...

myspace.com/some_mexican

piece out ppl

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Sat, 24 Dec 2005 08:15:11 GMT

i think its saturday rite about now...

well this week was pretty awesome i guess

i spent the nite over at darrins on friday? saturday? maybe? cant remember... we played
Conflict: Global Terror.... pretty awesome game ... then we ate cuz we got the munchies
lol ...then for some reason we played monopoly... i cleaned out darrin fast but me and
cris just kept going and going so i just gave up....

then on monday i shot jason in the nose with an airsoft gun... fun stuff

cant remember tuesday

wenesday ,........hmmmmmmm.... blank too

thurday ............ darrin cris matt and me went to el movies... i wanted to watch fun with
dick and jane but we ended up watching king kong....... lamest movie ever.... only 25% of
it had any action...the action was awesome tho... matt said jason wanted to watch that
that one movie .. cronicles of narnia or sumthin .... wich is probably the gayest movie
mankind has produced... even the long-ass name it has sounds gay but w/e

friday ............. slept till 5pm

anyways... cristmas is this sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

were prob gona do some stupid shat this weekend.....

MURRY CRISTMAS AND HIPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

piece out

--el mexicano

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 05:36:18 GMT

well i finally have time to update this thing...

its been a pretty crazy week...well last week... u kno finals and all that shat...
i skiped almost all my finals cuz theyre were just a waste of time...

english... im effin mexican.... i dont need english
french.... IM EFFING MEXICAN
comp app... i got 95 average neways well not any more since i didnt take the final but w/e
oh and since there is no p.e final ...i had for time for other stuff...

so i only took my algebra and w.his finals.... i coulda skiped my ipc final too but didnt..
WHY!!!!

well i guess were on our christmas break... a good time to have a good time w/frends...
and maybe u kno...some mary jane

btw... i never got that damn job... maybe the dudes racist or maybe its the fact that i look
like a major stoner...o well

so christmas is comin... and i need to kno who i gota buy presents for... so juz tell me wut
u want or w/e

piece out

Monday, December 12, 2005

Mon, 12 Dec 2005 03:48:17 GMT

da weekend...

friday nite... darrin, matt and me went out into the freezing cold and juz wandered about...after

a couple hundred steps, a bright image casted upon us...it was like a mirage in the

desert...we were so hungry...and there it was.... TACO BELL!!!!!

so we went inside...ordered usselfs some food and chilled for a while... then once again

we ventured out into the dark...we were bored...but....a light...not as bright...but still

tight...it read...BLOCKBUSTER...so we went inside... games evrywere!...so we just

browsed for a while then we went home cuz darrins momy called him

saturday.... me and darrin were gona go and see if we could get a hold of some shat...cuz

i havent had any in like a month...but then matt and jason saw us and they were like... get

overhere u effing potheads were gona do sumthin else... so they ruined ma saturday...or

did they?... they had slingshots...so we just went by the bayou and hanged out and shot a

couple things...then we started shooting each other...it was fun cuz of all the close calls

but then matt nailed the shit out of jasons fore head!!!!!!!!! he was bleeding so much we

had to get him home

so that was it for that....we juz went to jasons house and played some games we rented

sunday all i did was play Age of Empires 3

and drew this...... (took me 10 secs)

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 02:42:52 GMT

so todays monday

im finally outa ISS....tho its actualy way better than regular class

i get to sleep more
i dont have to deal with bs teachers
i get to think about what i did so i can top it next time!!!!

...so remember my pirate cow?!?!?

i found his white brothers (white meat lol)

neways el cristmas is coming... bak in my mother land... we call it 'navidad' wich is short

for uhhh somthing i thnk

one thing i can tell u is that we dont believe in this overwate creature u white folks refer to

as santa... i mean c'mon its an old dude that likes to have little children on his lap and he

stalks you when ur sleepin and when ur awake....thats jus creepy

and have u ever wondered why naughty kids get more presents?!?! and he only leaves a l

ump of coal on ugly kids stockings.... its like hes and older, fatter, slightly strater version

of mikel jackson

one of my frends is terrifyd about him...well mikel jackson

jason has flashbacks of when he got molested.. he keeps on saying 'no mikel! dont touch

me there!'

lol jk... but its funny when he says that tho

|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||
|...BEER TRUCK!..........| ||'|";, ___.
|_..._..._________===|=||_|__|..., ] -
"(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)

piece out

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Sat, 03 Dec 2005 04:48:55 GMT

and heres the ending of the story....

zero-so wut happened down there chief?||mex-o nothin rly...eddie got shot..of course...james got his ass blown up...and robert...he got pwned...but he respawned!||zero-¿wtf?lolsammy-so now wut are we gona do?||mex-ok...i got this plan all set up...first we have to go inside enemy lines||jj-hell yea...ima have some fun with these miniguns!||mex-well anyways were gona split up and surround those bstrds...darrin ur pilot...matt co-pilot...jeremy ur in charge of tearin evryone into shreds lolpatrick and robert ur coming with me now lets go!

(later that day)

walruz-uhh chief? do u kno were we going?mex-no not rly! o shat get down!2tall-ok i got a clear shot...shud i shoot him?walruz-no wait...is that.........yeehaw-oww my head hurtsmex-james!!! UR ALIVE!!!walruz-uhh sir theres a shit load of ppl with guns coming this way!yeehaw-dont worry look wut i broght with me!!!2tall-where the hell do u keep getting those vehicles from?!?!yeehaw-its a skill! I CALL TURRET!!!!yeehaw-eat lead u iraki pieces of shet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(meanwhile)

zero-uhhh so guys...luis forgot to tell us wut to fuking do!!!!||boomshine-effing pothead...hey wut happened to jason?!||jj-shit lol...remember he got off to take a piss and....||zero-o fuk lol i forgot about him!!!||sammy-{over the radio}darrin ur fuking dead!jj-hey dude...watch out cuz i think i juz saw some pplmatt-o shit! jeremy over there...shoot them!(incoherent iraqi shat)iraqi dude-praise allah u fuken gringos!||all-FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!..... (later).......sammy-wut the hell hapened!?!||jj-we got shot down||boomshine-u guys i think darrins dead||slayer-quik lay him down over there ill try to heal his wounds||boomshine-randy?! were the fuck did u go u wuss||slayer-nvm juz hurry up!!jj-shit watch out...more dudes!!!boomshine-ill get a hold of chief...{over the radio} chief? chief?||mex-wats up||we got shot down...darrins dead were are u?||that was yall?... hold ur position we be there in secjj-shit is gettin dark lets get out of heresammy-o fuk weres that coming from?!?!?!?were under attack fire back!mex-ok they shud be rite by.... o fuck gunfire...get ready!2tall-sir we need sniper cover! cover me guys!mex-no dont do anything...ima call in airsupport!{over radio} this is squadron 3...we need air support repeat...air suport||roger that...meanwhile get inside a building and try not to piss ur pants||roger... alrite get cover!!!

....(five mins later)....BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!&!1!one1

mex-ummmm....wow...uhhh....yes.....that was awesome||walruz-uh....i think i pissed my pants!jj-shit theres one guy left! i go......||yeehaw-no... i got him........(james tears off his uniform and reveals his true italian self...)...SAY ALLO TOO MA LITLE FREND!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Tue, 29 Nov 2005 20:17:22 GMT

hokay... this is a story about war/frendship/and stupidity...enjoy!!!

starring... ME!! luis aka da mex

featuring.. darrin aka zero eddie aka pyro

cris aka tally randy aka slayer

jason aka sammy jeremy aka jj

matt aka boomshine robert aka 2tall

james aka yeehaw patrick aka walruz

hello all! 2tall: u kno tom is xmas...santa is coming tonite yay! all: hi santa!.... (next day)yeehaw: well that was gay... he didnt give us shat! sammy: hey faggots..get ur asses over here and help out u lazy pieces of shat zero: check out wut i found! walruz: put that back u dont kno where its beenmex: alrite pay attention u dumshits...tomory we go out for operation...get ur asses readyall: o rly?yea rly............uhhh...is that my cue... sry!{chirp....chirp}mex: go now! jevus if it wasnt for me u all be dead----- (next day)all: uhhhhhhh when are we leaving?mex: o sry...i was playin with my legos lol...ok 2tall...ur sniper... now lets go!2tall: faggots wait up... i need to take a leak!boomshine: OMFG!!! ....... (later that day)2tall: omg weve been standin here all day...brbjj: wut r u doing man! get back here! nooooooooooooooooo!!!tally: FUCK!! MAN DOWN MAN DOWN!!... sammy:sry guys we lost him..[over radio] KIA robert.... slayer: i cant take this anymore...im going homejj: wuss........(ten secs later)2tall:wow dieing suckstally: wtf?!?!?bu..bu..but u were dead2tall:spawn time 10 secs lolall: lolpyro: uhhh guys... wtf is that?mex: shet!!! its the irakistanis!! fire at will!!walruz:PWNED!!!2tall:HEADSHOT!!pyro: SHAT!!! APC!!!mex:TAKE COVER!yeehaw: look wut i brought!!jj:watch out for AV james... james?... WATCH OUT JAMES!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!all: JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1one!!!@!mex: head for cover!!eddie...hide behind the creek and take out that APCpyro: shat!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!mex: EDDIE FORGET ABOUT... oh shat! SNIPER! DUCK EDDIE DUCK!!!{gunshot} NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!sammy: hes dead sirmex: o well... had inside the building... robert...take the sniper out2tall: with pleasure....{gunshot} GOT EM!zero:need a lift?!!mex: were the hell have u been?zero: dont worry about it hop on!!.... all: HELL YEA!jj: I LOVE THIS CHAINGUN!!!! PWNED!!!!...so therefore Dr. Bob saves the day

so guess what..

TODAY WAS PR DAY

so newho...

french.....61

algebra 2.......68

ipc .........90 ... i still dont kno how i managed that

w.his.........88

english .......60 .... inprovement actually

so yea... crapy grades...but i coulda done worse

other stuff that hapened today...

i got ISS the rest of the week and next

i hurt my elbow today during football

and i lost my pen... its horrible!

so yea not even a pile of crap could have a crappier day than me today

well heres to one of the best bands ever....

this is one of my favorite songs... u shud be listenin to it rite now...

NIRVANA

piece, love, and empathy

ROCK ON

Friday, November 25, 2005

Fri, 25 Nov 2005 05:36:09 GMT

.... yep im an artist.. rite kat?

yep im so good at drawin cow pirates

so today was turkey day

or as dey say im ma native contry... el turkey día

so yea i ate.. alot.. so much... a crap load.. i prob ate like a whole cow

o btw... ur prob like cow? its turkey day... well guess wut were mexican.. we ate beef fajitas and guacamole and tortillas and pico de gallo and spicy salsa and of course.. without cheese, there is no mexican food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh man.. u shud have been here... hearin those fajitas sizzle in the skillet... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

o well now its all over... but wait were mexican... we dont have to wate for next year cuz we do this every month!!

oh man today was good

so movin on to other crap...

WUT DA FUK

its effin hot outside again

houston weather shud really lay off the pot...

lol... u kno wut really grinds ma gears.... how bread is square and bologna is round!!! << peter griffin

ok so anyways.. ima go rock out to some more tunes

piece out

Monday, November 21, 2005

Mon, 21 Nov 2005 03:34:45 GMT

omfg its cold!!!

we were riding on the bak of a truck on 249.... OMFG!!!!!!!!!!

oh and were did i drive bak from u ask?

...

(go ahead.. ask)

HOOTERS!

its cris bday and we all went to the awesomest place ever put on earth

oh yea

the chiks, the food, the football game on tv... btw we were watching the texans getin pwned by the kc chiefs... katie if ur readin this.... WTF!!?!?!

o well theres always next time.... to lose again

on other news...

yea thats rite.... altho i dont think my face would look that fuked up

ok well ima go take el showero

piece out

todays poll...

blonde or brunete

yea think about that.....

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Sat, 19 Nov 2005 18:42:08 GMT

the mexican goverment has approved of an SAR operation

La Armada Nacional Méxicana has given the clear...

OPERATION KAT'S KAT is underway...

we will keep u updated with the operation and events... stay tuned to COW NEWS for further detailage ... we will return after this breakage

{commercials}

{mex grabs remote and changes chanel}

OMG!!

kristinas kat has gone loose... cheer up kat.. *HE* shall be found

meanwhile... look at more happy things... todays robs bday

HAPPY BDAY ROB

or as they say in my native country..

mucho bueno taco!

furthermore.......

im still sick... been sick for the last week

my throat is so sore and it hurts like heck

my head hurts so much i juz wana tear it off

o well... lifes great when it wants to be

anybody doing anything excitin this weekend?